Don't blame me – the IOS crew have been busy at the Bar. 'the Ballard of the Odious Commodious'. Choc frog for 'Anon'. This could end up a long, hilarious night as we celebrate the dismissal of Carmody. - MTF? Safe bet.
With brand new gong
draped on sclong
In fur lined jockstrap tucked
He he spurs away – crying
'there – that's got 'em ducked.
Away proud steed
We've made 'em bleed
and I have all the cash I need
furnished through untrammelled greed.
I know that to some my lugs are sinister
But just the right size for a lazy minister
into which he may whisper
Wishes, quite unbecoming of a spinster.
I helped him not
I'm proud to say
But that's a story-
For another day
My gong it sits resplendent
Earned through work un repented
A crock of words – O so cruel
Which completely baffled the ministerial fool.
Oh' the boys, how they did applaud
When Angel Flight I truly floored
For logic was ignored
And I had the support of a lazy Board.
So I ride to the sunset
and to my rest -
All cashed up
From doing my best.
Anon.......( Amen)....
With brand new gong
draped on sclong
In fur lined jockstrap tucked
He he spurs away – crying
'there – that's got 'em ducked.
Away proud steed
We've made 'em bleed
and I have all the cash I need
furnished through untrammelled greed.
I know that to some my lugs are sinister
But just the right size for a lazy minister
into which he may whisper
Wishes, quite unbecoming of a spinster.
I helped him not
I'm proud to say
But that's a story-
For another day
My gong it sits resplendent
Earned through work un repented
A crock of words – O so cruel
Which completely baffled the ministerial fool.
Oh' the boys, how they did applaud
When Angel Flight I truly floored
For logic was ignored
And I had the support of a lazy Board.
So I ride to the sunset
and to my rest -
All cashed up
From doing my best.
Anon.......( Amen)....