08-21-2016, 05:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-21-2016, 08:11 PM by thorn bird.)
The proof of the pudding????
Mathematics our very own K's forte:
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ????
What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ????
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ??? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103% ???
What makes up 100% in life ???
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you 100% there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top and CAsA are the living proof of this!!!!
Now you know why despicable me MrDak's minions are where they are!
Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula???
Except how true it is.....apologies to purist mathematicians such as K, I was never was much good at two times two.
Mathematics our very own K's forte:
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ????
What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ????
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ??? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103% ???
What makes up 100% in life ???
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you 100% there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top and CAsA are the living proof of this!!!!
Now you know why despicable me MrDak's minions are where they are!
Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula???
Except how true it is.....apologies to purist mathematicians such as K, I was never was much good at two times two.