08-21-2016, 10:26 AM
Government S.O.Ps unveiled, who needs Willyleaks!
Gotta love Leadie's post. Very naughty of him revealing those secrets from the 'Bureaucrats Spin Doctoring Manual, 2016 V2.1'.
Although written 'tongue in cheek', Leadie is actually 100% correct. This is exactly how governments operate. They also receive actual training in the following;
- Wordsmithing; Rev Forsythe review is an example. The government accepts the reviews findings. That is not a commitment to change, it is merely a statement. For example I accept that the sky is blue, Trumps hair is ridiculous, and Peter Slipper is a shonk. What does this mean? Absolutely nothing, it doesn't actually change anything. Not one little bit.
- Being non committal; Pollies and bureaucrats receive training in lying. They are taught to not answer 'yes' or 'no'. Remain non committal. If unsure just answer 'I don't recall' and 'not to my recollection'. Even better, bury that non committal within an Allen Hawke production glossy brochure for added evasion and herring chasing. Perfect!
- It was not me, it was the one armed man' obsfucation; A seasoned spin doctor will, out of desperation, play the blame game. Gems such as 'my former colleague undertook that', or 'I don't know, I was in Montreal at the time', or 'sorry, I can't comment due to privacy or legal advice'!
Career bureaucrats always head up departments as they are well experienced in the smoke and mirror act that is government. People like Skid'Mark, Pumpkin Head, Dr Voodoo, Hood, Beaker, Houston, Electric Blue, Wingnut Carmody, the whole repulsive lot of them have been raised, nourished and indoctrinated within this deceptive bubble.
"Safe abracadabra for all"
Gotta love Leadie's post. Very naughty of him revealing those secrets from the 'Bureaucrats Spin Doctoring Manual, 2016 V2.1'.
Although written 'tongue in cheek', Leadie is actually 100% correct. This is exactly how governments operate. They also receive actual training in the following;
- Wordsmithing; Rev Forsythe review is an example. The government accepts the reviews findings. That is not a commitment to change, it is merely a statement. For example I accept that the sky is blue, Trumps hair is ridiculous, and Peter Slipper is a shonk. What does this mean? Absolutely nothing, it doesn't actually change anything. Not one little bit.
- Being non committal; Pollies and bureaucrats receive training in lying. They are taught to not answer 'yes' or 'no'. Remain non committal. If unsure just answer 'I don't recall' and 'not to my recollection'. Even better, bury that non committal within an Allen Hawke production glossy brochure for added evasion and herring chasing. Perfect!
- It was not me, it was the one armed man' obsfucation; A seasoned spin doctor will, out of desperation, play the blame game. Gems such as 'my former colleague undertook that', or 'I don't know, I was in Montreal at the time', or 'sorry, I can't comment due to privacy or legal advice'!
Career bureaucrats always head up departments as they are well experienced in the smoke and mirror act that is government. People like Skid'Mark, Pumpkin Head, Dr Voodoo, Hood, Beaker, Houston, Electric Blue, Wingnut Carmody, the whole repulsive lot of them have been raised, nourished and indoctrinated within this deceptive bubble.
"Safe abracadabra for all"