[thorn bird]

Now I heard all CAsA frontline staff are to be awarded a rank. FOI's and AWI's will be referred to as "Pilot Officer"...team leaders as "Squadron Leader" and so on up to "Air Vice Marshall" All CAsA staff will be required to wear uniforms made in China of course, but very distinctive, made out of High Vis material with matching ties and steel capped boots. Strict liability offences will be created for not saluting them or referring to them by their rank.

And if you believe this, you can believe anything that erupts from the halls of sleepy hollow.