STOP PRESS – new Headline:-
“We ducked it Up”. In an exclusive interview with roving ace reporter Geofairy Nocredit, the CASA top dog admits CASA have made some serious, expensive blunders which have not only buggered up an industry, earned the censure of the Senate and the distrust of the industry. “Yes, we did all that, and more” says the smiling top gun; “but we are going to fix it over the next decade and half”. Our intrepid reporter jumps on this startling confession, “How do you propose to achieve this miraculous turn around?”
“Oh that’s easy” says the top dog, teeth glimpsed through the blood stained mustachio; “we’ll ask the industry to show us how, QED”. “Of course we shall retain the power, collect the glory, keep our jobs and probably get pay rises for doing this. “It’s a marvellous system, once you get to know the ropes”
“But what’s in it for industry?” asks Geofairy.
“Who?” is the one word answer from the reform crusader, as the eyes glaze over and he becomes fascinated with picking the fluff out his belly button.
Toot – WTF - Toot.
“We ducked it Up”. In an exclusive interview with roving ace reporter Geofairy Nocredit, the CASA top dog admits CASA have made some serious, expensive blunders which have not only buggered up an industry, earned the censure of the Senate and the distrust of the industry. “Yes, we did all that, and more” says the smiling top gun; “but we are going to fix it over the next decade and half”. Our intrepid reporter jumps on this startling confession, “How do you propose to achieve this miraculous turn around?”
“Oh that’s easy” says the top dog, teeth glimpsed through the blood stained mustachio; “we’ll ask the industry to show us how, QED”. “Of course we shall retain the power, collect the glory, keep our jobs and probably get pay rises for doing this. “It’s a marvellous system, once you get to know the ropes”
“But what’s in it for industry?” asks Geofairy.
“Who?” is the one word answer from the reform crusader, as the eyes glaze over and he becomes fascinated with picking the fluff out his belly button.
Toot – WTF - Toot.