Senators Race day.
No doubt, as the indefatigable GD points out; we shall, as always enjoy the show and the replays, but there’s catch this time around – we have to run a tote board. It’s the only way to resolve some of the discussions going on. I can’t split the discussions into a clear consensus, so it’s an open handicap race. Track side rumour; from Willyleaks, the ‘fix’ is in. Seems the Stewards are to be provided certain details, just before the off relating to some of the more highly fancied, short price runners; which is expected to reduce the odds as the field diminishes.
Make your selection for the “In Camera Cup” from the field before betting closes at 1730 the day before:-
Whistle-blower : Top weight favourite. Filly, by Untouchable out of Field of Dreams. Not well supported by the ‘Insiders’ handicapping association on previous outings. Bickering and rivalry within the stable workforce is believed to have affected the temperamental filly. resulting in a general decline in fitness. The owners and connections, for various, some say nefarious, reasons have remained resolutely at arms length, although many toys and trinkets were provided in an attempt to create a fluffy, feel good atmosphere in the lolly pink stable. The trainer despairs of such artificial measures.
Notre Dam Boy: Gelding by Russet Leaves out of Fly-by-Night. Raced well overseas, particularly in Europe. Considered by some as a dangerous competitor having mastered the trick of ‘goosing’ the horse in front causing a break in stride creating an opportunity for advancement. The connections have been warned that this is illegal and unsavoury. Yet despite all manner of promises being made to correct this behaviour, the horse still luxuriates in first class stables and shows no sign of rehabilitation. Track side intelligence has it that this will be one of the contenders removed before the field comes under starters orders.
Never-tell Lass: Mare by Hard Ridden out of Put-away-Wet. Rumoured to be one of the field slated for elimination by steward inquiry. The mare is owned and raced by a consortium of shadowy figures who, though their connections, have managed to reduce the handicap by very careful race selection. The most infamous of all was the Navy Cup affair where much damage was done to reputations of well respected trainers, stables and jockeys after the sport was over. Ante post odds = bet five to win two – on a no show.
Texas Hold ‘em: Gelding by Luv-a-flutter out of Credit card. What can we say; this tried and true, ever reliable stayer has over the years done very well for his connections. Not many big race wins, but being raced often in small provincial races has more than repaid the training fees and running costs for the owners; even provided a modest holiday or two. This small, grey contender would and does get missed by bookmakers; slipping quietly into the saddling enclosure, as one the ‘also rans’. The careful punter, watching closely will see that this animal is always just tucked in behind the front runners, quietly waiting a chance to slip through to the finish line; at good odds.
There are several other selections available, which, given the uncertainty hovering over the starting field makes it a difficult tote board to open. We have houseboat pigeons perched in various locations who will, as soon as the mists clear, bring the latest up to date ante post odds to Aunty Pru. By the by, should the race become a non event, called off by the Stewards as a result of their pre race inquiries into the field, all bets will be refunded. Until then, you pays your money and takes your pick for the ‘In Camera Cup’.
Toot toot......
Quote:GD – “[as] the BRB Styx river chapter get ready to enjoy the show!
No doubt, as the indefatigable GD points out; we shall, as always enjoy the show and the replays, but there’s catch this time around – we have to run a tote board. It’s the only way to resolve some of the discussions going on. I can’t split the discussions into a clear consensus, so it’s an open handicap race. Track side rumour; from Willyleaks, the ‘fix’ is in. Seems the Stewards are to be provided certain details, just before the off relating to some of the more highly fancied, short price runners; which is expected to reduce the odds as the field diminishes.
Make your selection for the “In Camera Cup” from the field before betting closes at 1730 the day before:-
Whistle-blower : Top weight favourite. Filly, by Untouchable out of Field of Dreams. Not well supported by the ‘Insiders’ handicapping association on previous outings. Bickering and rivalry within the stable workforce is believed to have affected the temperamental filly. resulting in a general decline in fitness. The owners and connections, for various, some say nefarious, reasons have remained resolutely at arms length, although many toys and trinkets were provided in an attempt to create a fluffy, feel good atmosphere in the lolly pink stable. The trainer despairs of such artificial measures.
Notre Dam Boy: Gelding by Russet Leaves out of Fly-by-Night. Raced well overseas, particularly in Europe. Considered by some as a dangerous competitor having mastered the trick of ‘goosing’ the horse in front causing a break in stride creating an opportunity for advancement. The connections have been warned that this is illegal and unsavoury. Yet despite all manner of promises being made to correct this behaviour, the horse still luxuriates in first class stables and shows no sign of rehabilitation. Track side intelligence has it that this will be one of the contenders removed before the field comes under starters orders.
Never-tell Lass: Mare by Hard Ridden out of Put-away-Wet. Rumoured to be one of the field slated for elimination by steward inquiry. The mare is owned and raced by a consortium of shadowy figures who, though their connections, have managed to reduce the handicap by very careful race selection. The most infamous of all was the Navy Cup affair where much damage was done to reputations of well respected trainers, stables and jockeys after the sport was over. Ante post odds = bet five to win two – on a no show.
Texas Hold ‘em: Gelding by Luv-a-flutter out of Credit card. What can we say; this tried and true, ever reliable stayer has over the years done very well for his connections. Not many big race wins, but being raced often in small provincial races has more than repaid the training fees and running costs for the owners; even provided a modest holiday or two. This small, grey contender would and does get missed by bookmakers; slipping quietly into the saddling enclosure, as one the ‘also rans’. The careful punter, watching closely will see that this animal is always just tucked in behind the front runners, quietly waiting a chance to slip through to the finish line; at good odds.
There are several other selections available, which, given the uncertainty hovering over the starting field makes it a difficult tote board to open. We have houseboat pigeons perched in various locations who will, as soon as the mists clear, bring the latest up to date ante post odds to Aunty Pru. By the by, should the race become a non event, called off by the Stewards as a result of their pre race inquiries into the field, all bets will be refunded. Until then, you pays your money and takes your pick for the ‘In Camera Cup’.
Toot toot......