[Gobbledock]

ANAO audit report of ASA is ticking closer to being released

I noticed that the ANAO audit report of ASA is still labelled 'preparation stage', so it can't be long until it is released. Should be next week. 'Preparation stage' means Pumpkin Head, Sir Anus, Electric Blue and 6D are being briefed on the results and are preparing their bollocks response whatever that may be. I would like to think these bureaucrats are preparing their anuses for large pineapples, however I hold little faith in that prospect. It will probably be back-slaps, Hi-5's, reach-arounds and promotions for the ASA executive used car salesmen.

Million dollar contracts for a few days consultancy work, shonky tender processes, credit card fraud, a billion dollar monopoly being mismanaged and running at a loss, it should be an interesting result, after all the evidence has been quite damning to date. But there are some high level, influential non-accountable people wanting the report to be glowing and sparkling, and and remaining as hollow as an Easter egg! Speaking of Easter eggs, my money is on the Guv'mint, aka Minister NFI shit-for-brains receiving the report this month and then sneaking it into the archives sometime during the Easter 4 day break!!!

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