02-03-2016, 08:41 PM
Very good point Ferryman;
"Did you ever explain to friends, relatives or passengers ‘closing speed’?"
Even better, try explaining the aftermath and what an Investigator gets to do - sift through what was once human bodies. Fragments of bones, human pulp, the odd partial limb (sometimes burnt), other bits like a shoe with some human mash in it. Sometimes the remains of an entire family could fit into a tea cup. Wonderful stuff!
I would love to take Beaker, Harfwit, the Miniscule, Sir An(g)us and a host of other Can'tberra based fu#kwits who live in la la land to a crash site, to one of those 'closing speed + impact moments'? Give them some hands on training, you know 'up to the elbows, getting their hands dirty' etc. What do you call that again, oh yes, 'a day in the life' program - where they can do some investigation work while we sit in a Can'tberra restaurant, eating caviar and fine wine paid for by the taxpayer, earning vast salaries and 16% super while figuring out how to hide the next corrupt brown paper bag deal c/o some land developer or business corporation, and how to twist, spin and manipulate the truth!
P_666
"Did you ever explain to friends, relatives or passengers ‘closing speed’?"
Even better, try explaining the aftermath and what an Investigator gets to do - sift through what was once human bodies. Fragments of bones, human pulp, the odd partial limb (sometimes burnt), other bits like a shoe with some human mash in it. Sometimes the remains of an entire family could fit into a tea cup. Wonderful stuff!
I would love to take Beaker, Harfwit, the Miniscule, Sir An(g)us and a host of other Can'tberra based fu#kwits who live in la la land to a crash site, to one of those 'closing speed + impact moments'? Give them some hands on training, you know 'up to the elbows, getting their hands dirty' etc. What do you call that again, oh yes, 'a day in the life' program - where they can do some investigation work while we sit in a Can'tberra restaurant, eating caviar and fine wine paid for by the taxpayer, earning vast salaries and 16% super while figuring out how to hide the next corrupt brown paper bag deal c/o some land developer or business corporation, and how to twist, spin and manipulate the truth!
P_666