[Kharon]

Good call ‘V’. Action follows.

Positions vacant – Plumber.

Wanted – a talented, innovative plumbing professional to design, provide and install a unique “Chunder –bowl” system for the Styx river house boat park.

The client envisages a bucket shaped (traditional) Chunder Phone (CP)– connections to the annoying the gods network are not required. The colour must be ‘Burple’; that rich blend of red wine, ale, Brisbane hot dogs; or, Curry, which present, often unannounced with the uncontrolled wind gusts, which seems to emerge after a serious night ‘on the tiles’ (so to speak).  Carrot filter and disposal method an essential priority.

A CP will be required in several locations; the workshop, the study, the billiards room and the stables; with extra fittings at the BRB HQ. Best put one in the AP reading room, the researchers there often have events –at a fairly ‘high' frequency.

Transport will be provided by white elephant aviation, accommodation ‘on –site’ may be provided, should the successful tenderer have objections to off world travel and the GD (master wind breaker) has offered to assist with the wind tunnel testing.

Please contact Aunty Pru – through the usual channels, for contractual specifications.

Yuk, Yuk Yak.