10-29-2016, 06:01 PM
GMT - Greenwich Minister Time
Naughty Kharon, depicting Wingnut as being a 9-iron wielding trough diving bureaucrat. How true!!!! But you know if you are earning between $500k to $800k per year and the taxpayers fund every other perk, rort and nicety you can ever imagine, and then you don't have to be accountable for anything, then of course a public servant is going to 'indulge a little' aren't they?
But in an effort to prove that he is budget conscious, the human aerofoil won't be hiring a golf cart, he will be playing the 18 holes on foot. Plus there is the issue of when his golf cart exceeds 13km/h his giant ear lugs cause too much drag.
But yes, this pithy little 'review' will buy precious time for 'bad skin Barnaby', 'Chester the beautiful' and Goldman Sachs Turnbull. Its an old trick, tried and tested, and importantly it works. Nice stretching of the countdown clock.
Plenty of taxpayer money to burn undertaking the review. TICK
Plenty of obsfucation days in the Gregorian calendar. TICK
Plenty of additional stalling tactics and magic tricks to follow. TICK
Plenty of bonus trough treats to gorge on during this momentous aviation initiative. TICK
Yes I can see it now, Wingnut and Barmybaby gracing the golf course in their McComick outfits, dollops of 50+ sunscreen protecting their crusty faces, Chester wearing his Ralph Lauren labelled polo shirt and drowned in Coconut Oil to enhance his perfect manicured man frame and his olive skin. Oh yes, the boys smashing it out on the golf course, cocktails by the pool, living the dream I say living the dream. And imagine the selfie opportunities - photos of them all pissing behind trees on the golf course, at the urinals in the club house, heck maybe even selfies of each other draining the python at the pool bar!
TOCK TOCK DDDDarren, the IOS patience is ticking...
Naughty Kharon, depicting Wingnut as being a 9-iron wielding trough diving bureaucrat. How true!!!! But you know if you are earning between $500k to $800k per year and the taxpayers fund every other perk, rort and nicety you can ever imagine, and then you don't have to be accountable for anything, then of course a public servant is going to 'indulge a little' aren't they?
But in an effort to prove that he is budget conscious, the human aerofoil won't be hiring a golf cart, he will be playing the 18 holes on foot. Plus there is the issue of when his golf cart exceeds 13km/h his giant ear lugs cause too much drag.
But yes, this pithy little 'review' will buy precious time for 'bad skin Barnaby', 'Chester the beautiful' and Goldman Sachs Turnbull. Its an old trick, tried and tested, and importantly it works. Nice stretching of the countdown clock.
Plenty of taxpayer money to burn undertaking the review. TICK
Plenty of obsfucation days in the Gregorian calendar. TICK
Plenty of additional stalling tactics and magic tricks to follow. TICK
Plenty of bonus trough treats to gorge on during this momentous aviation initiative. TICK
Yes I can see it now, Wingnut and Barmybaby gracing the golf course in their McComick outfits, dollops of 50+ sunscreen protecting their crusty faces, Chester wearing his Ralph Lauren labelled polo shirt and drowned in Coconut Oil to enhance his perfect manicured man frame and his olive skin. Oh yes, the boys smashing it out on the golf course, cocktails by the pool, living the dream I say living the dream. And imagine the selfie opportunities - photos of them all pissing behind trees on the golf course, at the urinals in the club house, heck maybe even selfies of each other draining the python at the pool bar!
TOCK TOCK DDDDarren, the IOS patience is ticking...