Mountaineer Kharon said;
"Hold the tranquiliser dart; I’ll sit here a while, at Mount Non Compliance base camp with GD and P2; have a brew and contemplate how best we may scale the ugly, dirty, dangerous, departmentally manufactured mountain. Aye, ‘tis indeed a monster".
We will need some robust Sherpers for that task Mr Ferryman. Probably Mike Smith for starters. He can then bring some additional Sherpers along to assist him because the backpacks are extremely heavy as they presently contain;
- DCM's and payouts for Sir An(g)us, Dr Voodoo, Hoody, Pumpkin Head and an assortment of hangers on
- Hair products and a selfie stick for Dazzling Darren, the sexual Demi- god and male model of politics
- Buckets, spades, shovels and a Bobcat to remove the decades of elephant pooh dumped in the departments of aviation government oversight
- A couple of cases of that 'fuck off spray' is coming along for us to use against the endless spin doctors, shonks, liars and arse lickers who will be attacking us on our journey to the peak!
It is a long trip to the top of Mt non-compliance, having to cross; 'Skull gorge', 'pony pooh peak', 'obsfucation ridge','big R ravene' and even the 'half man half baked ice field' to get where we need to go. But at least we are headed in the opposite direction to 'Camp Flyingfiend' which is located on the southern flank of the mountain near 'Bollocks creek'. Our little overnight safe haven at 'Camp IOS' contains shelf loads (not shelf ware) of Guinness, cigars, warm blankets and a dart board. Should be a real hoot. Just hope Thorny and P7 dont mind looking after the houseboat while we are away?
And P2, this time bring your long-johns please, no spooning allowed on this trip, Hoody isn't coming along.
Hoot Hoot
Hoot -hoot indeed. Tim Tam for your play liunch and a big smile to go with it. Chuckle chuckele. "K".
"Hold the tranquiliser dart; I’ll sit here a while, at Mount Non Compliance base camp with GD and P2; have a brew and contemplate how best we may scale the ugly, dirty, dangerous, departmentally manufactured mountain. Aye, ‘tis indeed a monster".
We will need some robust Sherpers for that task Mr Ferryman. Probably Mike Smith for starters. He can then bring some additional Sherpers along to assist him because the backpacks are extremely heavy as they presently contain;
- DCM's and payouts for Sir An(g)us, Dr Voodoo, Hoody, Pumpkin Head and an assortment of hangers on
- Hair products and a selfie stick for Dazzling Darren, the sexual Demi- god and male model of politics
- Buckets, spades, shovels and a Bobcat to remove the decades of elephant pooh dumped in the departments of aviation government oversight
- A couple of cases of that 'fuck off spray' is coming along for us to use against the endless spin doctors, shonks, liars and arse lickers who will be attacking us on our journey to the peak!
It is a long trip to the top of Mt non-compliance, having to cross; 'Skull gorge', 'pony pooh peak', 'obsfucation ridge','big R ravene' and even the 'half man half baked ice field' to get where we need to go. But at least we are headed in the opposite direction to 'Camp Flyingfiend' which is located on the southern flank of the mountain near 'Bollocks creek'. Our little overnight safe haven at 'Camp IOS' contains shelf loads (not shelf ware) of Guinness, cigars, warm blankets and a dart board. Should be a real hoot. Just hope Thorny and P7 dont mind looking after the houseboat while we are away?
And P2, this time bring your long-johns please, no spooning allowed on this trip, Hoody isn't coming along.
Hoot Hoot
Hoot -hoot indeed. Tim Tam for your play liunch and a big smile to go with it. Chuckle chuckele. "K".