[P7_TOM]

Nah! Commode in a Beemer? No way, not with an arse that size – never fit, even if he could get his head in the door. A Benz stands a chance – but why would he sully his cool by driving? There are Com Cars available 24/7 for the high rollers. One can push a button on a smart (encrypted) phone and have a driver plus an immaculate government vehicle at your location within minutes. Eat your heart out Uber. To talk about a Skoda mentality driving a Beemer is sacrilege. Don’t ya know SAFTEY is paramount! Can you imagine the ‘in’s and out’s’ of any Commode driven ‘bingle’? The whole might, judicial and political influence of CASA would be evoked to convince all and sundry, that the blind fellah, legally crossing at the lights was a danger to navigation. And yes, CASA could make it stick. Commode don’t drive – he can’t see but 10 yards ahead of his ego.

Hah – Beemer indeed. Thorny, let’s us have an Ale so you can have a reality check – you silly boy……..