[Kharon]

‘Tis the seasonTo be foggy, Fal la la la la la la la  
Don we now our Hi viz jackets
Fog research will make us packets  Fal la la la la la la la 
As we write our masters thesis; Fal la la la la la la la 

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What's the use of wearing braces,
Hats or spats or boots with laces,
Coats and vests you buy in places
Down on Brompton Road?
What's the use of shirts of cotton,
Studs that always get forgotten?
These affairs are simply rotten--
Better far is fog.

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I like aeroplane claptrap;
Aeroplane clap trap for me;
It pays for brekky,
It pays for my tea
A little each day is a good recipie
I like aeroplane clap trap
Aeroplane clap trap for me....

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