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Chief Commissioner for whiskers

So Beakers footstools like to read Auntypru daily? Well I've been researching Beakers likely mindset and his minions may want to know this; I think Beaker is conflicted, torn between sanity and insanity, caught between reason and beyond reason. The on again/of again facial manscape is the key to his personality, the inner muppet. At first I thought he was a pogonophile;

pogonophile
an admirer of beards; a student of beards.
See also: Beards

But then he started tinkering with the furry growth by growing/removing the facial mop on a tendentious basis. So I felt he could be more of a pogonophobic;

pogonophobia
an abnormal fear or dislike of beards.
See also: Beards

Either way, it would indicate that Herr Beaker is indecisive, conflicted, a money massaging creature caught somewhere between heaven and hell. Has he had a bad facial hair experience as a child, perhaps a bearded Aunty putting him to bed at night? Did he once date Conchita Wurst and he is holding on to the past? What about other Government departments, does he only deal with staff who sport beards? I don't know but I think there is much to scratch beneath Beakers skin, perhaps Heff or Nick can pry a little deeper into this career bureaucrat, tendentious beard wearer and nude conga champion??

"Safe pogonophiles for all"

No pics Gobbles but apparently our MH370 super sleuth muppet is getting warmed up for any potential inquisition from the Heff & the RRAT Committee tomorrow evening...

{From post #30 off the Less Noise & More Signal thread} 

MH370 recovery set to leave aircraft on sea floor  

Media Speculation Over Flight MH370 Runs Rampant5:29

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STILL MISSING. Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 disappeared on March 8, 2014, on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. Source: Getty Source: Getty Images 
 
MOST of the wreckage of MH370 will be left on the ocean floor when it is eventually found by searchers.  

Despite the complete absence of any debris being found, search organisers are well advanced in the process of contracting a company to undertake the recovery operation.
But it seems almost certain any effort will focus simply on components required for the investigation, such as the cockpit voice recorder and flight data recorder.



TOUGH GOING. Fugro Discovery experiencing bad weather in the search for MH370. Picture: by ABIS Chris Beerens, RAN. Source: Supplied 


An Australian Transport Safety Bureau spokesman said plans for recovery activities in the event the aircraft was found, were agreed to by Ministers from Malaysia, Australia and China at a meeting last month.

“The plans are not a public document at present,” said the spokesman.
“However it is not expected that it would be necessary to recover the entire aircraft but rather selected components.”

Shortlist assembled

He said a short list of suppliers had been identified from the request for expression of interest process for the recovery operation.

WHAT HAPPENED? The theories about MH370’s disappearance
“The formal contracting of services for recovery will only occur if and when MH370 is positively identified,” the spokesman said.



DISCOVERY. The search for MH370 has so far uncovered an uncharted shipwreck but not the missing aircraft. Pic: ATSB via Getty Images Source: Getty Images 

It is not clear if the recovery will include the bodies of the 239 people on board, including six Australians.

The Malaysia Airlines flight disappeared on March 8 last year, on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.

MH370: New ‘credible theory’ where plane went down

The lack of floating debris from the aircraft has been described as “not unusual” by ATSB Commissioner Martin Dolan, who said any flotsam was now likely in the middle of the Indian Ocean, or on the sea floor.

Winter stand-down

The search effort in the Southern Indian Ocean has been scaled down considerably for the winter months when bad weather will hamper the use of sensitive sonar equipment.
However crews have already moved out of the initial 60,000 square kilometre “priority area” into the expanded zone covering a total of 120,000 square kilometres of seabed.

MH 370 The theories

FOR 12 months, the world has waited and wondered about the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 and the 239 onboard - a mystery so out of step with modern day technology no-one has been able to find it nor work out what happened.

Freak Fire
Sabotage
It Landed
Shot Down
Controls Hacked
Wild Weather
Pilot Suicide
Terrorists
Expert's View

Disclaimer: The plane in this interactive is for illustrative purposes only.

“Expert advice is that the highest probability of locating the aircraft is within the 120,000 square kilometre search area,” said the ATSB’s latest operational update.
“Beyond that, it is not possible to refine the search area to one of greater likelihood.”

To date the search operation has cost around $60 million with Australia and Malaysia jointly footing the bill.

Each country is expected to stump up another $50 million for the expanded search, and any recovery.

In case you missed it Gobbles here was the Beaker quote...

"..The lack of floating debris from the aircraft has been described as “not unusual” by ATSB Commissioner Martin Dolan, who said any flotsam was now likely in the middle of the Indian Ocean, or on the sea floor.."

So there you go (Simon Gunson et.al), there is the answer for the total lack of MH370 flotsam - from our resident ATSB search guru - it is in the middle of the Indian Ocean or sunk...FFS! 

MTF...P2
'Safe skies are beardless muppet skies'