Heh heh! Chuckle:- whimsy follows.
TV Weak gossip. A new game show arrives:
‘Dodging the bullets’ hosted by none other than our lunch time TV star Darren 6D. Manfully, our stalwart ‘star’ has accepted the fact that a morning ‘gig’ with a Sumrise style advertorial is not going to happen soon, seems that is an advertisers empire too far away – without some runs on the board. – And; his dedicated show featuring great hairdressing and dandruff control pilot failed to impress the sponsors; well, that’s the official version. Show biz gossip has it that taking pictures of men piddling and flashing their wedding tackle posted on Twitter has given our hero a slightly ‘off’ image with sponsors. Well, boys will be boys, but, the dollars rule.
The rumoured attempt on his winning a MKR series have proven false; sponsors again. The ‘borrowing’ of secret recipes from the local CWA stars is strictly prohibited and the failed attempts by the Frog judge to achieve any sort of fitness level, or Darren’s polish have spoiled his chances there. Which only left our Wannabe star with the dancing as an option; alas, you really need to be able to put your feet anywhere else, but in your mouth – if you want to win that one. So, the much dreamed of career as a talking head on daytime TV seemed to crumble. The offer from Playschool was a possibility, but too academically challenging.
No matter, his loyal advisors went to work on a plan. Why reinvent the wheel, they asked? He’s on the telly often enough and he’s always dodging silver bullets, so why not produce an in house version of a game show; why not? They asked in chorus.
Well the trailer is made, paid for out of lunch vouchers and small change lifted from the local pub tables; it’s up to the sponsors now to pick it up and run with it. Episode one is a real work of art. Featuring Darren (of course) as he nimbly sidesteps the airport security bullet, dances past the drone attack, skips past an ICAO audit thunderbolt and blithely ambles through an all out barrage from the Senators. Aviation regulation and reform easy beat, ATSB aberrations no worries, Air Services? Never even knew they were playing.
Aye; a new career for our dazzling, dancing, donuthin minister seems inevitable now; and, a week ot two in China is sure to have filled him with even more piss, wind and that ‘je ne se quoi’ these superstar bullet dodgers have. Long may the gravy train ride last.
FDS – please; anyone spare me from daytime game shows; hosted by Darren 6D, coyly flogging ‘product’ during the breaks. ARrrrrrrrrGGGGgggggHHHhhhhhh !
Toot – expletives deleted - toot.
PS WTD is GD?
TV Weak gossip. A new game show arrives:
‘Dodging the bullets’ hosted by none other than our lunch time TV star Darren 6D. Manfully, our stalwart ‘star’ has accepted the fact that a morning ‘gig’ with a Sumrise style advertorial is not going to happen soon, seems that is an advertisers empire too far away – without some runs on the board. – And; his dedicated show featuring great hairdressing and dandruff control pilot failed to impress the sponsors; well, that’s the official version. Show biz gossip has it that taking pictures of men piddling and flashing their wedding tackle posted on Twitter has given our hero a slightly ‘off’ image with sponsors. Well, boys will be boys, but, the dollars rule.
The rumoured attempt on his winning a MKR series have proven false; sponsors again. The ‘borrowing’ of secret recipes from the local CWA stars is strictly prohibited and the failed attempts by the Frog judge to achieve any sort of fitness level, or Darren’s polish have spoiled his chances there. Which only left our Wannabe star with the dancing as an option; alas, you really need to be able to put your feet anywhere else, but in your mouth – if you want to win that one. So, the much dreamed of career as a talking head on daytime TV seemed to crumble. The offer from Playschool was a possibility, but too academically challenging.
No matter, his loyal advisors went to work on a plan. Why reinvent the wheel, they asked? He’s on the telly often enough and he’s always dodging silver bullets, so why not produce an in house version of a game show; why not? They asked in chorus.
Well the trailer is made, paid for out of lunch vouchers and small change lifted from the local pub tables; it’s up to the sponsors now to pick it up and run with it. Episode one is a real work of art. Featuring Darren (of course) as he nimbly sidesteps the airport security bullet, dances past the drone attack, skips past an ICAO audit thunderbolt and blithely ambles through an all out barrage from the Senators. Aviation regulation and reform easy beat, ATSB aberrations no worries, Air Services? Never even knew they were playing.
Aye; a new career for our dazzling, dancing, donuthin minister seems inevitable now; and, a week ot two in China is sure to have filled him with even more piss, wind and that ‘je ne se quoi’ these superstar bullet dodgers have. Long may the gravy train ride last.
FDS – please; anyone spare me from daytime game shows; hosted by Darren 6D, coyly flogging ‘product’ during the breaks. ARrrrrrrrrGGGGgggggHHHhhhhhh !
Toot – expletives deleted - toot.
PS WTD is GD?