05-21-2015, 09:17 PM
P2, I agree with you. Beaker (aka the human abacus) will be desperately searching out ways to ensure his little pot of money is topped up to the brim for 2015/2016, hence a possible reason for the ridiculous long winded investigation into a straight forward occurrence. I wonder if Beaker will also be holding raffles, sausage sizzles and sitting in a tent outside his Cant'berra building and signing autographs of his new book 'Beyond Reason, a tale of two beards'? Then again he may sign autographed photos of himself, after all he is a media tart. So many pictures to choose from;
- Beard on
- Beard off
- Posing with giant glass on the table
- Posing with the Malaysian PM
- Posing provocatively in white spandex while mi mi mi-ing
- Posing in Lycra shorts with Abbott and Pumpkin Head on seatless bicycles
Anyway, enough of my shenanigans. I don't think any fashion statement will be of significance when he soon faces the Senate!! None the less I am sure the Senators will be holding bets behind closed doors as to whether he fronts them with or without the beard! I'm betting 4/1 he has the wooly covering. But I am ever so curious. Does the beard on again/off again routine also apply to Beakers pubic region??
"Safe facial hair for all"
- Beard on
- Beard off
- Posing with giant glass on the table
- Posing with the Malaysian PM
- Posing provocatively in white spandex while mi mi mi-ing
- Posing in Lycra shorts with Abbott and Pumpkin Head on seatless bicycles
Anyway, enough of my shenanigans. I don't think any fashion statement will be of significance when he soon faces the Senate!! None the less I am sure the Senators will be holding bets behind closed doors as to whether he fronts them with or without the beard! I'm betting 4/1 he has the wooly covering. But I am ever so curious. Does the beard on again/off again routine also apply to Beakers pubic region??
"Safe facial hair for all"