[P7_TOM]

Kerrrr bloody istmas; this Halfwit should be seeking the village that lost him or running for a seat in parliament. I can see it all now, DDDD and the Halfwit, looking either wind swept and interesting or; sombre and concerned. while posing for the ever present ‘camera’ at every bloody airport in the country. The cameras to be located by ministerial decree in ‘exactly’ the right place: cc. direct to the press agent. We will all be able to dial up the latest opinion of the weather through ADSB – won’t we?  JBHCOAC. What next – spay on hair goop in the ‘mens’?

Yup; right here barkeep; my friends and I have great need of your services this night. Long may it last.