The big book of none answers.
N.B. This is a repeated post - learned it from DDDD, saves time.
P2 ...”makes you want to vomit because it is pure unadulterated bollocks...”
Not just wanted to – bloody well near did. New rule – I ain’t going to read any more ministerial responses to serious reports. Not worth the time, effort or aggravation. So ducking predictable; there must be a big file some where for idiot Polly’s. The big book of PC none answers. Published as ‘How to tell lies, do nothing and get away with it’.
Minion – “Minister, Sir; sorry to interrupt your stylist, but the peasants are revolting”.
Minister - (languid like) “Yes, they are; (yawn) what is it this time?
Minion – “That airport crowd have produced another report; it is factual and it seems the aerodrome infrastructure is collapsing around the aviation industries ears; its serious I’m afraid”.
Minister – “Look here Minion, I can’t have my stylist disturbed every time there is another aviation crisis; this is a very expensive, sensitive artist here, making sure that every single hair is immaculate, and the tailor is going to be late; I may get photographed later (or do it myself); this is important stuff, my image must be preserved”. (Sigh).
Minion – “ I am aware of that Sir; but, this does seem to require a response; in fact it seems quite urgent, there’s a fair few of ‘em in the lobby and they seem a little irate”.
Minister – (snaps irritated) “Just look in the ducking big book; the airports page is just before assholes; look down the index, find the nearest listed complaint to the latest; go to that page and print out the ‘official’ response; get that to the media people and make sure they use the picture of me looking appropriately concerned; then distribute it”. Got that?. Good, now bugger off – I am really busy here.
Minion – “Yes Sir; Oh, I love it when you get all decisive, may I take your picture for my children?”
Minister – (bored) I suppose so, but make sure you get my best side.
How many more of these say nothing, time buying, trite, work-shopped answers do we have to read through? FFS these clowns are just doing a little as possible, ensuring they rock no boats; biding their time until the next election, making sure that the indecent pension and perks increase. It is absolutely ducking disgusting.
Toot, toot – bloody toot. (This is a recording).
N.B. This is a repeated post - learned it from DDDD, saves time.
P2 ...”makes you want to vomit because it is pure unadulterated bollocks...”
Not just wanted to – bloody well near did. New rule – I ain’t going to read any more ministerial responses to serious reports. Not worth the time, effort or aggravation. So ducking predictable; there must be a big file some where for idiot Polly’s. The big book of PC none answers. Published as ‘How to tell lies, do nothing and get away with it’.
Minion – “Minister, Sir; sorry to interrupt your stylist, but the peasants are revolting”.
Minister - (languid like) “Yes, they are; (yawn) what is it this time?
Minion – “That airport crowd have produced another report; it is factual and it seems the aerodrome infrastructure is collapsing around the aviation industries ears; its serious I’m afraid”.
Minister – “Look here Minion, I can’t have my stylist disturbed every time there is another aviation crisis; this is a very expensive, sensitive artist here, making sure that every single hair is immaculate, and the tailor is going to be late; I may get photographed later (or do it myself); this is important stuff, my image must be preserved”. (Sigh).
Minion – “ I am aware of that Sir; but, this does seem to require a response; in fact it seems quite urgent, there’s a fair few of ‘em in the lobby and they seem a little irate”.
Minister – (snaps irritated) “Just look in the ducking big book; the airports page is just before assholes; look down the index, find the nearest listed complaint to the latest; go to that page and print out the ‘official’ response; get that to the media people and make sure they use the picture of me looking appropriately concerned; then distribute it”. Got that?. Good, now bugger off – I am really busy here.
Minion – “Yes Sir; Oh, I love it when you get all decisive, may I take your picture for my children?”
Minister – (bored) I suppose so, but make sure you get my best side.
How many more of these say nothing, time buying, trite, work-shopped answers do we have to read through? FFS these clowns are just doing a little as possible, ensuring they rock no boats; biding their time until the next election, making sure that the indecent pension and perks increase. It is absolutely ducking disgusting.
Toot, toot – bloody toot. (This is a recording).