[Gobbledock]

Of corrective activities,
brown-nosers and 'mystique busters'

So first we had ATsB rolling out Hoodlum and his farcical 'we need to defend ourself page', which is total folly. Now we have ASA and their chief sphincter cleaner Creepy rolling out 'myth buster' style folly. Absurd! Just another form of 'correcting the record' pony pooh. What's next, CAsA's Peter Gobson to put out some correcting the record video productions which 'correct the myths' about the CAsA mystique? Twats!

Oh well Creepy, Gobbles will have a crack at it;

Creepy is a transparent unbiased writer who presents only the true facts about ASA?

BUSTED - Creepy is a corporate puppet who is so far up Houston and Harfields arses that the only thing you see hanging out of their ring gear is Creepy's toes.

Creepy understands the real life processes of an ATC and has a handle on complex airspace procedures and technical matters?

BUSTED - Creepy has no idea about the real aeronautical universe and relies on boardroom scribbles on coffee cup coasters and the occasional pat-on-the-head and some Smacko's from that other ninny Sir Anus, who himself wouldn't know OneSky from Skylab.

Creepy connects with specialised, knowledgeable and reputable Australian aviation writers and authors to compare analytical reports and share draft articles about aviation for peer review?

BUSTED - Creepy writes articles based on information sourced from Wikepedia, the back of shitter doors and from his equal Geoffery Thomas.

Creepy has penned biographies and world renown quality stories about the most famous, inspirational and interesting characters in the history of world aviation?

BUSTED - Creepy only writes glowing articles and testimonies about his ASA puppet masters who themselves are about as respected and qualified in aviation matters as Warren Truss or Justin Bieber.


"Safe mystique busting for all"