[Kharon]

I’ve never come to terms with ‘Twitter’ – tried to; and I do follow P2 who has mastered the system, but somehow – dunno, just don’t get it.  During my forays into twitter land, I have noted the Chester tweets, which for amusement, I occasionally read.  There’s always a photograph and some inane, fluffy comment which has SFA to do with aviation.  For instance:-

The ‘tweet’ which dumps our favourite duo, Pete and Fiona to be replaced by a lighthouse.  The phallic nature of the picture and the mention of Fiona in the same breath has multiple Freudian connotations.  I can understand it, she is a good sort and I can relate; but the size and scope of the chosen symbol is surely bragging.  The stuff of fantasy and dreams.

Another intriguing thing (among the many) I note, apart from a lack of aviation context, is ‘the Darren hair-do’.  No matter whether the picture is taken atop his phallic fantasy lighthouse; or, down in a mine; or; just out in the car park; the ‘mane’ never, not ever, has a solitary hair out of it’s preordained place.  I want to know the secret; ducks sake I just walk out of the door and I look like a windswept haystack, unless I keep brushing and preening every thirty seconds.  As Chester clearly intends to never mention aviation, perhaps it would be a good use of resources if he told us of his grooming secrets, perhaps during a special guest interlude on MKR; that’ll WOW the punters.

Well; it’s bollocks ain’t it.  Quite -   - really.

Edit - Cancel that; I just threw up.  Darren has published a picture showing off the back of his hair-do, while he takes a ‘picture’ of the PM and brags about his ‘selfie’ skills.  Ye gods, remind me again, just what do we pay this chump a fortune to do? 

Bucket GD?  - Where’s the ducking bucket? I have urgent need of it.