02-25-2016, 01:56 PM
(02-24-2016, 01:01 PM)Gobbledock Wrote: ..He mi mi mi's slowly because that is what happens when you are the product of a scientific experiment gone wrong! As for choosing his mi mi mi's carefully, that's because anything he says could impact on his beloved Minsicules career, hence the 'softly slowly approach', the head wobbles and the occasional masturbation of the beard. And oh yes, 'that table' where he has famously posed (beard on and beard off) for many photos, especially the almost portrait like one of him smiling behind the giant glass of water! Yes, very Beaker'esq and almost a Brett Whitely.
Not being able to solve the MH370 mystery from behind his robust desk (or balance his budget) will probably be one of the Super Sleuths greatest regrets as he mi mi mi's out the door into retirement. I'm sure we will read about it in his biography. Dougy the lapdog might write it, or perhaps we will read about his career from off the back of a public shitter door somewhere...
Dear Deidre - Where art thou?
Slightly (but not really) mimimiffed because on doing my weekly sojourn to the pages (1&2) of the Great Super Sleuth's Dear Deidre blog...
(06-17-2015, 06:10 AM)kharon Wrote: Great news - Oh goody.
Dear Deirdre, is a famous agony Aunt who writes for the UK Sun. The mail bag is famous; “and you've been caught in flagrante on the desk wearing some suspenders ", then the Sun's Deirdre Sanders is for you.
Now we have the Australian version – Dear Dreary. Yes children, it’s true; back, by popular demand, the world’s greatest aviation safety analyst. You can see why when you read through the P2 post, the brilliant, original, insightful thinking of one of the foremost doyens of the Beyond all Reason methodology.
Is it modesty which prevents you from posting comment on the Dear Dreary boards? You can see how a torrent of compliments and demands for more of the brilliant, dynamic insights into accident investigation would distract the mighty analyst from his sworn mission; to meet the world wide demand for his very own ‘beyond all reason’ system of accident investigation.
There are of course those who would gainsay this. The tendentious bloggers who will ask silly questions, make comment and decry the ‘Beyond Reason’ model. They will cite all manner of accident and incident investigations which they falsely claim are aberrations. The Australian Senate in Parliament committee which was critical of Dreary, the methods used and the lack of clarity were of course misinformed and led a stray by those miscreants who disagreed. In response to those baseless, tendentious accusations and just to prove, categorically, once and for all that the ‘Dreary Beyond Reason’ method is flawless, one investigation is being revisited. Rumour has it the great man may condescend to write the report himself; won’t that be grand children?
I shall make it my mission in life to visit -Uriah_Heep.gov.au/Dear_Dreary - every day; so I may be fully informed and read the great mans words.
Minnie, fetch that bucket – I have great need of it.
Toot toot.
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...I discovered that the relevant link is stuck in some kind of a vortex/time-warp loop
Hmm...maybe it is just another in a long list of strange coincidences; or maybe the great Muppet has decided to copyright his own blog for when he leaves the bureau??
Oh well time will tell I guess
- MTF..P2 
Ps Maybe it is just me?? So try and click on the Blog link below & please let me know how you get on:
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