11-26-2015, 11:12 PM
Of boot licking, sphincter cleaning corporate journo footstools......
It's hilarious how these arse kissing journos, Messrs Creepy and Dougy, are so far up Skidmore and Harfwits asses that the only thing you can see poking out is their toenails!!! So I simply must rebadge both Journos for the time being; Dougy becomes 'Toenails #1' and Creepy becomes 'Toenails #2'.
Toenails 1 said;
"It will another strong platform for acting CEO Jason Harfield to strengthen his claim for the full-time job"
I hope Harfwit gets the job. That's right, you heard correctly, Gobbles hopes the double chinned wannabe CEO actually gets the job! Why? Because ASA and the Miniscules department deserve it. They deserve every little bit of scrutiny that the IOS will be raising into the spotlight for the entire duration of the 3 long long years that Harfwwit will be at the helm. Imagine the screw ups, waste of money, bullshit decisions and utter nonsense that a gimp like Harfwit will bring into the spotlight?? Oh goodie, I can't wait! So much fun for the IOS, yes please. Old flappy hands Sir An(g)us will be beside himself! And I mean the Senators have already made it clear that they will be watching and monitoring ASA closely. Hope ol Murky and Farmboy are bracing themselves....
So while on the subject of tonguing Bureaucrats already superbly clean anuses, Toenails 2 pokes his head up for a 5 minute breather and says;
"Airservices has acquired the services of the guru of the Aviation Section of Friday’s Australian, Steve Creedy. So someone else will have to fill those (literally and figuratively) big shoes at the Oz. I’ll bet there’s a bit of a bun fight for the job underway, though scribe Lisa Allen seems to have the early running. Clearly Steve will be doing something with words at Airservices. Speechwriting perhaps?"
'Guru' is a strong word to use Toenails 2. I mean Shane Warne was the guru of spin. Hugh Heffner is the guru of rooting 20 year old blondes with big, fake hooters. Peter Brock was the Holden guru of Mt Panorama. Those are definitions of 'guru' you moron.
No doubt more brown nosing to follow....
"Cleansed sphincters for all"
It's hilarious how these arse kissing journos, Messrs Creepy and Dougy, are so far up Skidmore and Harfwits asses that the only thing you can see poking out is their toenails!!! So I simply must rebadge both Journos for the time being; Dougy becomes 'Toenails #1' and Creepy becomes 'Toenails #2'.
Toenails 1 said;
"It will another strong platform for acting CEO Jason Harfield to strengthen his claim for the full-time job"
I hope Harfwit gets the job. That's right, you heard correctly, Gobbles hopes the double chinned wannabe CEO actually gets the job! Why? Because ASA and the Miniscules department deserve it. They deserve every little bit of scrutiny that the IOS will be raising into the spotlight for the entire duration of the 3 long long years that Harfwwit will be at the helm. Imagine the screw ups, waste of money, bullshit decisions and utter nonsense that a gimp like Harfwit will bring into the spotlight?? Oh goodie, I can't wait! So much fun for the IOS, yes please. Old flappy hands Sir An(g)us will be beside himself! And I mean the Senators have already made it clear that they will be watching and monitoring ASA closely. Hope ol Murky and Farmboy are bracing themselves....
So while on the subject of tonguing Bureaucrats already superbly clean anuses, Toenails 2 pokes his head up for a 5 minute breather and says;
"Airservices has acquired the services of the guru of the Aviation Section of Friday’s Australian, Steve Creedy. So someone else will have to fill those (literally and figuratively) big shoes at the Oz. I’ll bet there’s a bit of a bun fight for the job underway, though scribe Lisa Allen seems to have the early running. Clearly Steve will be doing something with words at Airservices. Speechwriting perhaps?"
'Guru' is a strong word to use Toenails 2. I mean Shane Warne was the guru of spin. Hugh Heffner is the guru of rooting 20 year old blondes with big, fake hooters. Peter Brock was the Holden guru of Mt Panorama. Those are definitions of 'guru' you moron.
No doubt more brown nosing to follow....
"Cleansed sphincters for all"