11-09-2015, 06:57 PM
"According to an operational search update from the Australian Joint Agency Coordination Centre posted this week, investigators have been struggling with "unfavorable" conditions".
Perhaps it should have read;
"According to an operational search update from the Australian Joint Agency Coordination Centre posted this week, investigator Martin Dolan has been struggling with 'unfavourable beard growing' conditions. Dolan has had to halt the addition of facial hair due to extreme and unpredictable weather conditions. Dolan, a known connoisseur of the beard has on numerous occasions had to either delay or cancel 'beard growth operations' due to the unpredictable environment. However on occasion he has been known to remove those famous whiskers purposely when engaging with international organisations, the media, his beloved Minister, or when prancing around Thai beaches in his mankini". Dolan often uses the beard on/beard off trick to fool paparazzi whom he believes are constantly stalking him. He has also been known to check in on flight under the alias Marting Fugro (Fugro being Latin for 'he who mumbles through hair'. To be con't
Perhaps it should have read;
"According to an operational search update from the Australian Joint Agency Coordination Centre posted this week, investigator Martin Dolan has been struggling with 'unfavourable beard growing' conditions. Dolan has had to halt the addition of facial hair due to extreme and unpredictable weather conditions. Dolan, a known connoisseur of the beard has on numerous occasions had to either delay or cancel 'beard growth operations' due to the unpredictable environment. However on occasion he has been known to remove those famous whiskers purposely when engaging with international organisations, the media, his beloved Minister, or when prancing around Thai beaches in his mankini". Dolan often uses the beard on/beard off trick to fool paparazzi whom he believes are constantly stalking him. He has also been known to check in on flight under the alias Marting Fugro (Fugro being Latin for 'he who mumbles through hair'. To be con't