[Kharon]

OOTS Mon & hurro Harfie.

Well, he’s good; within five minutes of An(g)us speak, we have a new catch cry "Out Of The Shit" (OOTS), add a dash of Scots blarney, it becomes Oot’s Mon, rather than the traditional Hoots Mon.  Four OOTS goals kicked within as many minutes:-

The Murky Machiavellian is dragged into the ASA scrum as ‘policy’ is a Truss job; sorry Mike, but our trough survival packages are at risk; old mates need not apply.

Skidmore learns that loyalty is only Skid-deep; CASA get a shovelful of blame – not up to us says An(g)us.   We do what the rules dictate.  How much did the Headland set up cost again? And who fluffed the Appropriations crew?  Must be old age; I seem to forget exactly who, but I do remember courage badges, posters and phoney wings.

Then ATSB get a well deserved mention; Hoody in the back row looks grim; wind perhaps?

But the crowning glory of the whole gabfest, NX asks have you been knocked back by any safety agency?  No purrs An(g)us, never; except to reiterate; they are just the poor servants within the great system, and must not ask questions: dictated to, policy ridden and at the mercy of the other tribes.  Innocent screeched the virgin.  

BOLLOCKS Angus; again, (sotto voce) bollocks + head shake.  Got me wondering, who else is going to get dropped ‘in-it’ as part of the great OOTS campaign.  Talk about ‘talk under water with a mouthful of wet concrete’ : Jesus wept he'd talk the leg off an iron pot.  

Aye well, I work for a living, so MTF? Probably.  Hope Glen had a note from his Mum, late is OK, we understand: but man, the bloody music, hells bells sound better - with a hangover.

Toot toot.