[Earl Lank]

Then why oh why hasn’t he been charged with assault?

When I put my hand on the shoulder of the chap sitting in the wrong seat to get his attention to let him know that he’s sitting in my seat, when I jumped on yesterday’s flight, did I assault him? Not all contact is an assault (actually - battery is the ‘contact’ bit of ‘assault and battery’, but it’s all commonly called ‘assault’ these days). You know you can google this stuff.

But I agree with the overarching point: Glen’s single biggest enemy is … Glen.