Incredible, the parallels: awesome.
and, with just a soupcon of imagination you can change the words from 'tattooed' lady to 'bearded' without exerting too many brain cells. A collection of face fungus and a plausible rendition of the 'three Billy goats Gruff' starred at the strictly 'non event' Senate woftam event today.
Our three bearded Billy goats; trip trapped over the rickety bridge, completely bamboozling the Senate troll. Blithely slipping away to pastures new, lush and easy. The Troll went hungry. There is a moral in there some where; seems to me those bearded Billy goats got off bloody lightly, considering the mess they left behind in their own paddock and the wanton take over of a newer, greener one without a 'beg pardon'.
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Aye, the Senators were a bit slow off the mark today: Sterle had the right of it; write the questions; put 'em 'on notice' and depart the room for more convivial, productive surroundings. McDonald was about as much use as a chocolate frying pan. No matter; we have managed to capture some images of the newly bearded trio – and one of Hoody – just so the Senators can recognise them next time they turn up 'Mit Bard' so to speak – just in case they get even more confused than they seem to be at present.
No matter, there's always more Ale - “more, more Ale here; now please, I have a great need for mental solace and balm for my soul. “The toast gentlemen is – "Bearded Ladies and Bullshit”. And, twelve good men and true raise their glasses.
and, with just a soupcon of imagination you can change the words from 'tattooed' lady to 'bearded' without exerting too many brain cells. A collection of face fungus and a plausible rendition of the 'three Billy goats Gruff' starred at the strictly 'non event' Senate woftam event today.
Our three bearded Billy goats; trip trapped over the rickety bridge, completely bamboozling the Senate troll. Blithely slipping away to pastures new, lush and easy. The Troll went hungry. There is a moral in there some where; seems to me those bearded Billy goats got off bloody lightly, considering the mess they left behind in their own paddock and the wanton take over of a newer, greener one without a 'beg pardon'.
Aye, the Senators were a bit slow off the mark today: Sterle had the right of it; write the questions; put 'em 'on notice' and depart the room for more convivial, productive surroundings. McDonald was about as much use as a chocolate frying pan. No matter; we have managed to capture some images of the newly bearded trio – and one of Hoody – just so the Senators can recognise them next time they turn up 'Mit Bard' so to speak – just in case they get even more confused than they seem to be at present.
No matter, there's always more Ale - “more, more Ale here; now please, I have a great need for mental solace and balm for my soul. “The toast gentlemen is – "Bearded Ladies and Bullshit”. And, twelve good men and true raise their glasses.