[thorn bird]

"Sad to see Houston getting measured for a set of clay feet though; perhaps he’ll use them to break open the snakes nest in self defence.  Who’d know, no bets taken though."

Indeed ferryman,
also whispers that all is not well at Fort Fumble either, the Skidmark it would appear is not exactly enamored with his senior team, something about being set up all the time and growing tired of pulling knives out of his back.
Now where's Casaweary when we need some insight into the internal machinations of disaster Castle?