[Gobbledock]

'K';

"So what purpose do they serve, producing reports that help no one, two years after an event".

My dear Ferryman, you are asleep at the Houseboat wheel and have not seen things clearly (fatigue perhaps or poor pilot eyesight?) you need to think outside the box. Beakers reports serve a multitude of purposes, and in true Gobbledock style, here are just a few;

- The ATsB reports make great masturbation fodder for Lookleft
- The reports provide a rather 'clean wipe' when one is defecating
- The reports are an excellent 'learning tool' for 'how not to write a report lessons' being delivered to third world agencies as part of their training
- The reports make good cage floor lining in bird aviaries
- The reports really connect with the reader and are succinctly understood - by my Grandchildren aged 5 and 8 (they really enjoy it when the bald man with a beard reads the reports out loud and starts bobbing his head and mi mi mi-ing!)

Beaker Beaker Beaker, what can I say but cue the flush button!

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It's a big, dirty job.  Our hero uses a Muppet, grab by the ankles, place the head in the hole  and brush vigorously.  Yuk, yuk, Yak.  ("K").